The following is a paid advertisement for THUNDER DUNKERSâ„¢:
HEY YOU! Are you TIRED of the same-old BORING family restaurants? Are you TIRED of the same-old BORING food? Are you ready to EXPERIENCE the EVOLUTION of FUDGULATED DINNERTAINMENT?
THEN EXPERIENCE: THUNDER DUNKERSâ„¢!
THUNDER DUNKERSâ„¢ is the totally new, totally wild, totally FUN new (wild) restaurant for the whole family! At THUNDER DUNKERSâ„¢, all of our food is specially THUNDER-DUNKEDâ„¢ right when you order it, then FUN-BLASTEDâ„¢ with the toppin’s of your choice!
Choose from over 3 delicious meats including cow, ham, or sheep. Watch as our Master Dunkologists THUNDER DUNK™ your meat in rich, creamy fudge– right when you order it!
Select up to two toppin’s from our FUN-BLASTERS™ MENU, including hot corn, crackers, snapberries, Skittles™, or TinyPies™. The toppin’s are then loaded into a high-powered air cannon and FUN-BLASTED™ into your THUNDER-DUNKED™ meat while you watch from the safety of The THUNDER BUBBLE™.
Celebrating a birthday party, office birthday party or the birthday of a loved one’s family? Mention this ad and receive one of our delicious THUNDER-DUNKED™ birthday hams FUN-BLASTED™ with edible party hats, for a limited time only!
EXPERIENCE: THUNDER DUNKERS™!

Located at 5211 S. Smuckley Street, 7 miles east of the Johndace Autos’ MoonSpire.
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Birthday hams are available for a limited time only while supplies last. Not valid with any other offer or birthday. THUNDER DUNKERSâ„¢ does not assume responsibility for shrapnel-related FUN BLASTINGâ„¢ fatalities. Cooked meat may be substituted for a nominal fee upon request. THUNDER DUNKERSâ„¢ is not affiliated with THE IMPENDING FUDGEININGâ„¢.