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		<title>Thinayr college for the Legally Bored: &#8216;08 Summer Sections</title>
		<link>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=39</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:02:31 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>Random Nonsense</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is with great pride that thinayr.com announces the addition of new courses to its growing roster of quality educational offerings. Getting your Unofficial Pre-Honorary Mastersish Display Uniploma in Applied Conceptual Imagineering has never been easier/more legalish. Sign up now for the summer section and beat the rush. Remember, only so many &#8220;students&#8221; can fit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Obituary of Thomrad Turlington</title>
		<link>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=28</link>
		<comments>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=28#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:22:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thomrad Stershal Turlington of Horttleberry, Massachusetts, died Sunday at the newly opened Kellogg™ Toffy-Blasted Razzleberry-Poptart™ Hospital in central Horttleberry. According to his family, he was 65 years older than he was at the time of his birth at the time of his death. He was hospitalized on Friday after suffering a massive 9.2-magnitude brainquake which [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The End of “The Glorious Age of TP”</title>
		<link>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=25</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2007 06:23:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nayr</dc:creator>
		
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	<category>Random Nonsense</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The USS Hubbert, a small transport ship bound for the Trillby Islands, encountered a large storm and ran aground. Twenty people were onboard. The ship&#8217;s passengers found themselves hopelessly stranded on a quintessential, uncharted-dessert island.
Due to a snafu at FEMA, the crew was incorrectly determined to be composed entirely of ethnic minorities, so no rescue [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Basic Principals of Comedic Suffix Theory</title>
		<link>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=21</link>
		<comments>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=21#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 06:15:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nayr</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Try the following: Add the word &#8220;monster&#8221; to the end of any other word.
You will noticed that the newly amended word instantly becomes funny. To understand why, we need to be introduced to a concept known as Comedic Suffix Theory. 
Comedic Suffix Theory (CST) is easy to begin working with, but is a vast subject [...]]]></description>
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		<title>thinayr college for the legaly bored</title>
		<link>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=37</link>
		<comments>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=37#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 00:55:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nayr</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[It is with great pride that thinayr.com now offers an online, 2-year bachelors of sciencology degree to qualified applicants interested in the cutting edge research conducted by thinayr.com and it&#8217;s colleagues. Apply now for the summer sections, beginning June 12th.
Available courses include:
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-
NTB100: Basic Principles of Nural-Tectonism
Instructor: Dr. Grundle Radtits Ph.D
Cr. 3   Fee: 1.618. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thunder Dunkin&#8217; !</title>
		<link>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=40</link>
		<comments>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=40#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 06:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following is a paid advertisement for THUNDER DUNKERS™:
HEY YOU! Are you TIRED of the same-old BORING family restaurants? Are you TIRED of the same-old BORING food? Are you ready to EXPERIENCE the EVOLUTION of FUDGULATED DINNERTAINMENT?
THEN EXPERIENCE: THUNDER DUNKERS™!
THUNDER DUNKERS™ is the totally new, totally wild, totally FUN new (wild) restaurant for the whole [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Farewell, Kurt and Killgore</title>
		<link>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=36</link>
		<comments>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=36#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 17:57:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nayr</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Uncategorized stuff</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I&#8217;ve had a hell of a good time. I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don&#8217;t let anybody tell you any different.&#8221;
Kurt Vonnegut
1922-2007
~n

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		<title>Thinayr Classifieds (I)</title>
		<link>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=34</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 20:04:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a public service, and as a way to put a few greenbacks in me paw-eh, I have opened up this section of the website to public classifieds, want-ads and the likes. If you have a classified to post, post it as a comment and it will appear on the site.
Here are the first round:
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!!!!!!FOR [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to the Fun4All-Inn! Taillingston, WY</title>
		<link>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=24</link>
		<comments>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=24#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Feb 2007 04:56:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nayr</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Guest,
Welcome to Taillingston, Wyoming! Your comfort is our number one priority. We strive to create a safe, clean, fun, astronaut-free travel experience for you and your family. We proudly offer a wide range of activities and amenities in our facility, including an indoor pool, jacuzzi, vending machines, and ice. Alf™ Towels are also available [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TimeTravel Time with Time-Traveling Dr. TimeTravel Tim! (episode I)</title>
		<link>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=18</link>
		<comments>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=18#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 18:49:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nayr</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Announcer: Time to guess what time it is my tiny time-traveling tots!!! It&#8217;s time for &#8216;TimeTravel Time with Time-Traveling Dr. TimeTravel-Tim!&#8217;
Children: !!!!!!YEAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Time to ask Time-Traveling Dr. TimeTravel Tim what time we&#8217;re time-traveling to this time!
Dr. T: &#8220;Well kids! This time we&#8217;re time-traveling to one of my all-time favorite times to time travel to! We&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
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		<title>XHOB-B</title>
		<link>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=23</link>
		<comments>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=23#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:53:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nayr</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Random Nonsense</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guy &#038; Thurgood&#8217;s Speedy Hobo Removal
February 15, 2007
Dear Valued Customer,
We performed a Delux Hobo Eradication at your residence on January 27, 2007. Since that time, it has come to our attention that one of the products used while servicing your residence, the newly-developed aerosol-hobocide XHOB-B, has been identified as potentially dangerous by the Attorney General [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Behind the scenes: Capt. Sunshine&#8217;s Rainbow Gang</title>
		<link>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=17</link>
		<comments>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=17#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2007 17:16:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nayr</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Captain Sunshine&#8217;s Smile-Time Rainbow-Hour&#8221; was among the top-rated children&#8217;s programs for nearly a decade, and an entire generation of children delighted to the sunday-morning antics of Captain Sunshine and his ever-dancing &#8220;Rainbow Gang.&#8221; However, behind the smiles, the laughter, and the drugs&#8230; was a seedy underbelly of syndicated crime, moral depravity, and drugs.  
What [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The END of the WORLD</title>
		<link>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=27</link>
		<comments>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=27#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nayr</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Nature of universe stuff</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[General Tesnic surveyed his war-weary troops. 
“LISTEN UP, MEN!” He shouted.
“This is it! We’re going toe to toe with those RED BASTARDS! President Kanting has ordered this strike, one which will be seared into history as the most IMPORTANT MOMENT of ALL TIME!!! You have the support of your people, you REPRESENT them ALL! OUR [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Institute for the Decidedly Not-Funny (interview)</title>
		<link>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=16</link>
		<comments>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=16#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2007 06:37:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nayr</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[My guest today is Hillary Chuckleton, who has been heading the Institute for the Decidedly Not-Funny (or “IDNF” as it is most commonly referred to), for the past five decades. The science of what is, and what is decidedly-not funny has a rich history full of colorful characters who helped advance this obscure but important [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Professor Vladimere Crumbsky&#8217;s How2-Bot (Part I)</title>
		<link>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=15</link>
		<comments>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=15#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2007 00:26:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nayr</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Reader Mail</category>
	<category>Random Nonsense</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think it would be fun, wait, amusing, to turn things over to my good chum from &#8220;across the pond,&#8221; Professor Vladimere Crumbsky for a while. Vladimere has developed a marvelous contraption known to the world as the VC-H2B. This contraption, once strapped to the head, can probe deep within your mind using nothing more [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Visitor-Mail Grab-Bag-Bonanza (episode I)</title>
		<link>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=14</link>
		<comments>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=14#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nayr</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Reader Mail</category>
	<category>Random Nonsense</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As you all know, I am a licensed Phychonautical-Theraprobe Technician, with degrees in Synaptic Liquefaction and Nural Tectonics from the &#8220;¡Mexican Commonwealth Fiesta-Institute of Rehabilitative Science Online!&#8221;. I am incredibly eager to share my wealth of knowledge with my small, emotionally-unstable reader base. For this reason, I invite you all to email me with your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Onward.</title>
		<link>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=13</link>
		<comments>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=13#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:15:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nayr</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Uncategorized stuff</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This blog is too serious. I just want to write funny stuff. I need a prompt. Someone give me a prompt&#8230;. yes, you there in the back&#8230; the man openly-weeping in the owl suit&#8230;
&#8230;hmm, that&#8217;s good&#8230;
Okay. Good. Onward! I can&#8217;t promise I wont slip in the occasional wordy, preachy, know-it-all philosophical piece now and then. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Disengage the simulator</title>
		<link>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=12</link>
		<comments>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=12#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 21:40:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nayr</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, this weekend, I asked the love of my life to marry me. Surprise: she said &#8220;¡ si !&#8221; 
After four-or-so absolutely incredible years with Kayla, we&#8217;ve decided to take the next step, and move from common-law marriage to the real thing. We are stoked.
It hasn&#8217;t struck me yet, maybe because Kayla and I are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Eve of the ADM (&#8221;Age of Dancing Monkeys&#8221;) [part I]</title>
		<link>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=10</link>
		<comments>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=10#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 22:28:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nayr</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Nature of universe stuff</category>
	<category>Human stuff</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Consider: You&#8217;re dead.
Your life is already lived, and it took place many millions of years ago. The Earth is still here, beautiful and pristine. Condominiums and Chryslers weather out of sedimentary strata deposited during &#8220;The Age of the Dancing Monkeys.&#8221; The globe is still a super-organism of unfathomable complexity. All is in perfect harmony. All [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hiatus Maximus</title>
		<link>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=8</link>
		<comments>http://thinayr.com/blog/?p=8#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2006 02:28:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nayr</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it&#8217;s hard to keep up with this thing. It&#8217;s hard enough to find time to write in my journal, so this blog has few prospects for serious attention. Sitting here at my desk is rather uninspiring&#8230; I dislike this room. It&#8217;s not a center for creative incubation like rooms past. Once this uber video [...]]]></description>
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